Resident Evil Village — Forget the Tall Lady, The Duke Has My Heart

Currently, the internet is afire with people who are in love with the Tall Lady from Resident Evil Village. And yes, I can completely understand why so many of you are smitten with Lady Dimitrescu; She has an exotic name, she's incredibly tall, and she's more than willing to rip out your jugular and drink your blood. If those aren't the qualities you're looking for in a hot vampire, then I don't know what you're looking for. That said, I think another grapheme is getting short shrift. The Duke. He has immediately become the RE character that I can't stop thinking about. Before I tell yous why, check out the latest trailer from the presentation and then you can meet my beautiful boy n action.

He But Wants to Assistance You

Say what y'all will nigh how attractive Lady Dimitrescu is, but there's no doubtfulness nigh it, she wants y'all expressionless. Or, at least, she wants you undead. Now, personally, I quite like being live. Information technology's fun, ya know? If there's one affair I can guarantee about The Duke, it'southward that he wants you lot alive. And not but for the sake of being alive, but he actively needs y'all.

It doesn't look like in that location are that many adventurers out and about in the Resident Evil Hamlet world. And the man has to have someone to buy his wares. So, The Knuckles is making a wise business decision to keep you alive. If that leads to some romance, I'm down.

Resident Evil Village The Duke

He Has More Area for Large, Cuddly Hugs

Speaking of romance, I don't know near you, but I could use more hugs in my life. Or more actual human interaction in general. Tall Lady seems the kind of lover who has no interest in cuddling. The Duke? Well, let's simply say that he has to use all that mass for something. Why non merely envelope me when I'one thousand feeling downward?

Speaking of The Duke'southward size, it's worth remembering that this is a terrifying horror game. Have you played that demo? I wet my pants at least twice. As a relatively large guy, it's hard for me to find things to hide behind, but The Duke is a fun solution to that trouble. The 2nd I start squealing in terror, he tin but hide me nether his massive belly and protect me from the bad lady.

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Resident Evil The Duke, Capcom

He Kinda Cute Also

Merely wait at my boy! Sure, he'due south not as traditionally attractive as the hot vampire lady, only yous can't deny he has a very kingly face. He reminds me a lot of a Roman empire with some added girth. Those cheekbones are fabulous.

And fine, maybe I'm just attracted to the money, just, in this economy, can you blame me? If I take to spend the rest of my days riding in the back of a cart with a big human and cloves of garlic, and then so exist it. At least I won't be murdered by a lady who has daughters that morph into insects.

Resident Evil Village launches on May 7 for PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, and Xbox Serial 10. The game has been speculated to have open-globe elements after Steam tags pointed to such, There's besides Collectors and Deluxe editions that accept been revealed, and the box art may contain spoilers. And co-ordinate to news final year, The Duke may not be the only ane to capture my heart as the game volition apparently feature a lot of side characters.

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